"the Onion" scoops again

Once again "the Onion" leads with a story not covered by the mainstream press. The headline is "President Creates Cabinet Level Position to Coordinate Scandals". Of note in the article is "the centerpiece of Bush's plan is the Department of Corruption, Bribery, and Incompetence, which will centralize duties now dispersed throughout the entire D.C. area political establishment". Importantly, the department will "eliminate redundant payoffs and bribes", which should lead to a more efficient Congress.